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OUr son?? From the future?

Ring any bells?

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okay I told you about him

what did I do

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You left out the part that he's here? Now?

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oh

that

I was saving that one up the "future kid" bomb was already bad enough

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those flowers? garbage chute.

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WHAT

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GARBAGE CHUTE HAN SOLO

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OH COME ON PRINCESS

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DON'T PRINCESS ME

TJIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR SON

HOW DID YOU THINK NOT MENTIONING HIM WAS A GOOD THING?

WHY DID I THINK it was a good idea to have a child with you again

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I WANTED TO EASE YOU INTO IT

and I have no idea

I spent half my savings on parenting stuff and I still have no kriffing idea why I thought a kid was a good idea

or will think a kid's a good idea

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YOU SURE DID A F A N T A S T I C JOB HAN

if I didn't need my thumbs to hold this stupid thing to scream at you through text I would be giving you two thumbs up

oh wonderful now you're saying you DON'T want to have a kid with me

you know, maybe it's a good thing we aren't a thing here

probably better that way

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THANKS

no I do

or

I DON'T KNOW

karking hells

I don't know about the kid I'm terrible at parenting I never knew mine and apparently I screw it up in the future for some reason but you'd be better

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let's just leave it at no

how could I be so stupid?

I wish I hadn't said a damn thing to you

I wish I hadn't kissed you on that stupid TV show OR the falcon